Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Best Dress I Never Had

Dress can be found at ASOS

In search of the perfect Sandy-from-Grease-meets-this woman-dress, I found myself internet shopping. Something I'd given up long ago. While this dress from Coco's Fortune did not match the criteria- hello, it's perfect. And 30% off? Done. When it showed up on my doorstep, the in-house fashion show was on. I unzipped. I slipped in. Damn, my boobs are way too big for this dress. And really, I mean it. It was acceptable in a glowing-mother it's okay her cleavage is out- sense. However, since I neither glow nor mother, this look would not work for me. It was promptly returned, but first I paired it with some pearls and thought about how cute I would be if my chest wasn't permanently in a maternal state. Maybe as cute as Beyonce with two pigtail buns, but I doubt it. 

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